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sgtsamayoa1991
04-26-2006, 05:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOWf8KujhJs&search=how%20italians%20tell%20time

Translation:

*motorcycle aproaches sleeping farmer*
Man: Excuse me sir, but do u have the time?
*farmer lifts cows balls*
Farmer: Its 5:35
Man: Are u sure?
*farmer lifts cows balls*
Farmer: heh 36 now
Man: Thank you
*motorcycle leaves*
*motorcycle returns*
Man: Good afternoon, good day isnt it?
Farmer: yes
Man: excuse me, can you give me the time one more time?
Farmer: Alright
*farmer lifts cows balls*
Farmer: 7:15
Man: Thats the exact time my watch has, how do you do it?
Farmer: Its easy, i lift the cows balls and i look at the clock tower over there, see 7:15

HAHA LOVE THIS ONE!!
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Decoy
04-26-2006, 06:41 PM
lol...i cant believe he touch the cows balls 8O

airforce_yak
04-26-2006, 06:59 PM
lmao

MajorWoody
04-26-2006, 09:29 PM
Cows don't have balls. Bulls do.

Kartman
04-26-2006, 09:34 PM
LOL!

1sht2kills
04-26-2006, 09:40 PM
Cows don't have balls. Bulls do.
I was thinking the same thing. Still it was funny.