1sht2kills
10-24-2006, 08:40 AM
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade
listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife
and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a
daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs
at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here
on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."
counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade
listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife
and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a
daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs
at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here
on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf."