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Pody

11-21-2006, 05:47 PM

it's a little game we i have learned in my acting lessons:
i start tilling a story, let's say tree lines, and then stop...
then the next one who reads this should continue writing the story with his own 3 lines, and so on...
all you have to do is make stuff up, just remmeber to make it as funny as you can..
ok, here i start:
once upon the time, there was four young friends, two boys and two girls.
they used allways to hang out and do funny stuff. one day, they where sitting down and talking in one of the boys' backyared, when one of them saied:.....

Decoy

11-21-2006, 07:34 PM

once upon the time, there was four young friends, two boys and two girls.
they used allways to hang out and do funny stuff. one day, they where sitting down and talking in one of the boys' backyared, when one of them saied:.....

OMFG I GREW A PENIS
HOLY SHIT I HAVE ONE TOO
can i touche urs?;)

DaNks420

11-22-2006, 12:34 AM

smokin_Virtual_Jesus

11-22-2006, 12:37 AM

It was about that time that one of the girls [gigglingly] informed her peers of the obscene amount of LSD she had slipped into their soft drinks earlier at lunch.

DaNks420

11-22-2006, 12:50 AM

the parents walked out the back sliding door, noticed these unusual things happening and slapped them both up side the head.. one boy looked at the other boy and said, "dude did something just land in my hair" i swear something just landed in my hair.. dude i can feel my hair growing..

really thats hot? the two girls said giggling..

haha you guys are crazy.

D4RK_IC3M4N

11-22-2006, 03:38 AM

...and in this LSD-induced flurry of giggling and pants-wettings, nobody noticed a ninja-sniper that, swift and silent like Sam Fisher, placed 2 claymores nearby the groups' location...."I must defend this flag", the sniper thought, when all of a sudden.....

God I'm playing too much BF2 :o

fire_bat777

11-22-2006, 05:00 AM

Chuck Norris came out of the bushes and offered the sniper a cold beer. They sat down and talked about the perils of war. Just then, a midget transvestite stripper came over to deliver the kids their afternoon supply of herion.

Pody

11-22-2006, 05:43 AM

then, the boy went into the house to get the mony for the whity shit, when he found out that his father is having sex with his buddy's mom. OMG, he shouted, and when hi buddy heared him shouting he entered the house and found out that his mom if getting ass-raiped

D4RK_IC3M4N

11-22-2006, 06:01 AM

....without vaseline. So the boy thought "This is too much for me to bear!" And shouted: "At least have some pride and use the vaseline!". And, blinded by the sight he had to endure, ran out of the house and purposedly stepped in one of the claymores, blowing up accidentally the midget trans, who appeared to be a Russian spy called in to kill Chuck Norris. Caught unprepared, the sniper....

fire_bat777

11-22-2006, 06:42 AM

quickly soiled himself, realizing the pure-awesomeness of the Chuck. The sniped then began to look for vaseline and the dead body of the midget transvestite. Chuck Norris went to find the sniper when..

Chalie-1

11-22-2006, 07:07 AM

When Chuck did find the sniper...sniper was totally drunk...Chuck said..

D4RK_IC3M4N

11-22-2006, 10:08 AM

...."WTF?? Did you drink all my beer??" At which point Chuck Norris implodes, creating a space-time rift that degenerates into a Black Hole. The Black Hole starts sucking up everything around him: tons of vaseline (hidden in the garden shed by the kid's mom), the claymore, the heroin, the midget....when surprisingly, from the Black Hole comes out.....

smokin_Virtual_Jesus

11-22-2006, 10:35 AM

..Chuck Norris, unscathed and now sexually aroused, looking for a large woodland creature to mate with. Seeing as how everyone had been devoured by the black hole, Chuck Norris decided to..

Chalie-1

11-22-2006, 11:24 AM

...to get laid

DumpsterDave

11-22-2006, 11:31 AM

By the nearest wild creature he could find. This just so happened to be the boys mom, who Chuck mistook for a moose since she was french and did not believe in shaving or other methods of personal hygeine. Then, just as chuck was inserting his black belt sized penis into her feble...

BrutalHoe

11-22-2006, 01:11 PM

Chuck jumped on the mom but he triped on the dead body of the russian midget(that's mean i felt violated cuz im russian) and landed with his face right in front of mom's feet which was preatty nast and had hair on the big toe but he start sucking on it than he asked mo if she got any ketchup cuz he could not handle the nasty taste of the sweaty toe.

D4RK_IC3M4N

11-22-2006, 04:18 PM

...At which point Chuck awakened. "God'dam'it! What a nightmare!! No ketchup? I can't imagine a world without ketchup!!" By now not sleepy anymore, he decided to linger downstairs to get a glass of his favorite drink: man-milk. But as soon as he's in the kitchen, he notices a shadow outside the window....

eX1L31857

11-22-2006, 04:33 PM

it was MJdubb and Smoke in their attack chopper ready to TV chuck in the face. but chuck quickly round house kicked him off of the map when...

Pody

11-22-2006, 04:46 PM

Pody hacked into the server, paused the game and send the folowing message: u guys have no imagination, all what you can come up with got to do with the fucking BF, get out of my wake server and get a life!

eX1L31857

11-22-2006, 05:33 PM

dick chaney with a shotgun, as he loaded the gun he yelled DEER!!!!!!!! and then pody quickly....

Pody

11-22-2006, 06:15 PM

started to xxxxxxx, and when he finshed with him, he traveled to the us and xxxxxx every one there with his big xxxxxxxx!!!
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