Soviet
08-29-2005, 11:36 PM
k Here's a joke that I just found.
An old man is sitting on his porch when a little boy comes walkin by with some chicken wire...the old man says "boy! where you goin with that chicken wire?"
The boy says "im gunna catch me some chickens"
old man says "boy you aint gunna catch no chickens with that chicken wire"
little boy says "watch!"
A little while later the boy comes walkin back by with a chicken in each hand.
The next day the boy comes walkin by with some duct tape....the old man says "boy! where you goin with that duct tape?"
The boy says "im gunna catch me some ducks"
old man says "boy you aint gunna catch no ducks with that duct tape"
little boy says "watch!"
A little while later the boy comes walkin back by with a duck in each hand.
So the next day the little boy comes walkin by with some pussy willows
The old man says "hang on boy! let me go git my hat!"
An old man is sitting on his porch when a little boy comes walkin by with some chicken wire...the old man says "boy! where you goin with that chicken wire?"
The boy says "im gunna catch me some chickens"
old man says "boy you aint gunna catch no chickens with that chicken wire"
little boy says "watch!"
A little while later the boy comes walkin back by with a chicken in each hand.
The next day the boy comes walkin by with some duct tape....the old man says "boy! where you goin with that duct tape?"
The boy says "im gunna catch me some ducks"
old man says "boy you aint gunna catch no ducks with that duct tape"
little boy says "watch!"
A little while later the boy comes walkin back by with a duck in each hand.
So the next day the little boy comes walkin by with some pussy willows
The old man says "hang on boy! let me go git my hat!"